Sticker - "What He Says vs Reality"
The truth in infographic form. This glossy vinyl sticker lays it all out: on the left, "What He Says," a confident 6-inch ruler with a speech bubble declaring "6 inches, I swear!" On the right, "Reality" is a humble 2-inch mushroom with a thought bubble full of confusion and doubt.
We've all heard the math. Now it's a sticker.
The simple olive-and-cream design gives it that deadpan educational chart energy, like something from a textbook nobody asked for. Clean enough to stick anywhere, devastating enough to end relationships.
Perfect for laptops, water bottles, bathroom mirrors, or anywhere you need a visual reminder that numbers are subjective. A great gift for your girlfriends, wives, or anyone who's been given questionable measurements. Also works as a warning label.
Trust but verify.
Product features
- Glossy paper finish with scratch-resistant surface
- Durable 100% vinyl with strong permanent acrylic adhesive
- Printed with eco-solvent inks for vibrant, long-lasting color
- Quick, bubble-free application; available in 4 sizes and white or transparent options
- Kiss-cut format accepts transparent PNG designs; for adult audiences, sourced from Japan
Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
Glossy paper finish
Scratch-resistant surface
Long lasting
Vinyl surface stickers with a permanent acrylic adhesive backside, perfect for smooth flat surfaces (like laptops, journals, windows etc.)
Vibrant colors
Printed with environmentally friendly eco-solvent inks provides extraordinary bright colors
PNG format
Kiss-cut stickers require a transparent PNG design file as this is the only format accepted
Age restrictions
For adults
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards..
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